Earring Jewelry Man Punk
Q."A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man. The young punk has spiked, multi-colored, green, purple, and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright red, yellow and green feathers. The old man glares at the young punk for him for the next ten miles, as the bus travels across the city. Finally, the punk looks across at the old man, and yells, "What are you looking at, old man! Didn't you do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had a relationship with a parrot... I thought you might be my son." What's your comments???
A."True Story" Back in the late 50's, an Oklahoma cowboy was sentenced to twenty-years-to-life for performing an unnatural sexual act with a buffalo. He behaved himself very well in prison, so after only 18 short years he was released on parole. He walked down the road from the prison, stopped at the first beer joint he came to, ordered a beer and began to sip it, when in through the door came a San Francisco-style hippie flower child, in a fringed leather jacket, long hair, shaggy beard, and a smell approximating that of a goat. Our hero, having been locked up for 18 years, had completely missed the American Cultural Revolution of the 60's. He stared and stared at the young man, ordered a second beer, and continued to stare at the young man, who himself became rather self conscious. "Hey, old man," he asked, "What the hell are you starin' at?" "Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to be rude. I apologize. It's just, that...well...you see...18 years ago I was sent to jail for fuckin' a buffalo, and, well,..... I thought you might be my son."
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